Earth Guys Are Easy/Cosmic Sex

Undercover cop Nick Scericino always attracts the wrong kind of female. He’s pretty sure his luck hasn’t changed when a sexy young

​​lady strolls into the backwoods bar during a sting operation. Saving her from an overzealous biker cinches his hunch. Who’s playing

​​who? Is she really looking for her cousin or is she part of the Russian mafia drug ring?

​​Kia will stay with the warrior who attempted to protect her. She is also a warrior, although there are no wars, or men, on her perfect

​​planet. Still, it will be good to learn his warrior ways. And they can have sex so she compare him to her companion unit. Nick can also

​​help her find her cousin who disobeyed the Elders and traveled to Earth.

​​But will Kia discover her perfect planet isn’t quite as perfect as she once thought?


Nick started laughing. “Sam put you up to this, didn’t he?

What are you supposed to do? Call him up and tell him I fell for your alien story?” He strode behind the bar and into the kitchen and opened the fridge.

“I didn’t know Sam before tonight,” Kia said.

He grabbed a beer and twisted the cap off and tossed it into the trash as he turned back around. “Okay, there for a minute I did start to wonder. You had me going with the disappearing lamp. How’d you do that?”

He raised the longneck to his lips. There was a light thump on the bottom and the beer disappeared. He was left with puckered lips but no bottle.

Okay, now that wasn’t funny. It’d been his last one. There was an unwritten law you didn’t mess with a man's last beer.

His eyes narrowed.

Sam had really outdone himself. This was no local magician. Nope, she was damn good—in more ways than one.

“I’m not sure when your things will return, but they will. This is a phazer. It’s not meant to harm, only to give someone time to get control of her emotions. On Nerak, where I’m from, we no longer have weapons that destroy.”

“So why didn’t you use it on the biker in the bar?” Answer that one, babe!

“There were too many people around. It’s not wise that others know I’m from another planet.”

He frowned. Good answer. But he still wasn’t buying that she was some sort of alien from another planet.

“Sorry, lady, you’ll have to give me more proof than a little black box.”

“Your penis will also fall off in the morning because we had sex.”

He grabbed his crotch, the color draining from his face. “You’re joking, right?”

She smiled. “My sisters say I don’t have a sense of humor. I think I have a very good one.”

She sighed.

“Of course it won’t fall off. But don’t you find it strange that you refuse to believe my weapon is from another planet but yet you’ll accept that your penis will fall off?”

He frowned. “That’s not what I was thinking.” He quickly moved his hands away from his crotch.
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COSMIC SEX, took First Place in the Paranormal category of The Lories Best Published Contest!!! (released in mass market paperback as Earth Guys Are Easy.)

Cosmic Sex, has been selected as a Blue Ribbon Favorite for the month of February, 2008 by the reviewers at Romance Junkies! Every month, the reviewers at Romance Junkies are invited to nominate the best book they read during the last month for this award. As you can probably guess, those reviewers read a lot of books, and they have chosen COSMIC SEX as one of their favorites! Click here to read the full review.

"Cosmic Sex is a hilarious and sexy story that I absolutely loved!...Author Karen Kelley has created a tale spiced with equal amounts of action, mystery, and humor that flows together so smoothly, you’re at the last page before you realize how much time has passed. The witty dialog between the characters is great and just adds another layer to make Cosmic Sex a book that is not to be missed!" -- Tammy, Fallen Angel Reviews.

"Cosmic Sex is a highly entertaining story full of fun and romance. It’s also intensely sensual and erotic. I adore Kia. She is innocent and sweet and yet very seductive and Nick is incredibly sexy and gorgeous. I really enjoyed Cosmic Sex and I Joyfully Recommend it!" -- Nannette, Joyfully Reviewed.

“COSMIC SEX continues the often hilarious, but always sexy, hijinks from the women of the planet Nerak….” -- Kathy Samuels, Romance Reviews Today.

Blue Ribbon Rating 5! “COSMIC SEX is a laugh-a-minute, out-of-this world romance. I love Kia's quirky personality and her no-nonsense attitude. She never lets Nick get away with anything. Nick is a hero with a lot to offer once he gets over his love ’em and leave ’em attitude. The explosive love scenes scorch the pages of this amazing sexy book. I could not put it down and read it in one sitting! Karen Kelley's creative writing ability and sense of humor is obvious throughout the entire book. I am eagerly awaiting the next chapter in this awesome series.” -- Romance Junkies, Reviewer: Robin Snodgrass 5 Blue Ribbons.

Hot, Fun Read! “Cosmic Sex is Karen's latest release. Although this is a stand alone book, it is also the second in the alien series. It is a fantastic read, highlighting Karen's ability to write hot and funny.” -- Cryna Palmiere.

Romantic Times 4 Stars! “…Kia's alien perception of men, love and relationships will have women everywhere laughing and nodding their heads. The comedy of errors, cameos by old characters and mind-blowing sex all add up to a great read.” -- Jennifer Madsen, Romantic Times, 4 Stars.

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